Saturday, May 18, 2013

EDNA: You know when you're in the bathroom - like in a cafe - and someone tries the doorknob - and you know it's locked, but still, your heart goes like a humpback whale?

JOHN: Your heart BREACHES?

EDNA: Yes. You know that feeling?

JOHN: No.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Understatement


Understatement on Clinton Street.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Syntax at Culture

"In my optimistic way," she said, "something chemical will happen."

Monday, April 29, 2013

Begin again.

Bread-winner, jam-bringer, sitting in a tree.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

National Character

He said the Germans are known for getting up early to lay their towels in the best poolside spots to "claim" them. Then they go back to bed and return at a reasonable hour: and they've already won.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Leonard Street

"I got arrested for trespassing," he said, "but I had permission to be on that premise!"

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Fortune

I was born under an administrative star in a sky streaked with bicycle grease.