"Let it lie. Unless it's on the floor." "Pick it up. Unless it costs money." "Pay for it. Unless we already have." "Use it. Unless it'll wind up on the floor."
*Matridome: Dome of Matrimony, House
Lessons Yet to Be [Learned]:
Matridomery is holy. It is, unlike a bubble, un-poppable. Food, in the Matridome, goes in the mouth, not "accidentally" on the table. Sweeping things under the rug doesn't work if you a) don't have a rug and b) have a Polish wife armed with a Rainbow. She is always right.
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