Asked and answered

He asked, "If I press the 'reverse' button on the hole-puncher, will it put all the little holes back?" She said, "Some people are just not good at job."

He said, "Please file under 'T' for 'Things I never want to see again.'" She asked, “Are you as serious as a heart attack, or just a bad case of heartburn?"

He asked, "Do you even know how to spell fear?" She said, "I'm just a peasant in the kingdom."