Search & ye shall find

To the Italian gent requesting "a quotation for two rooms in Manhattan," take heart, someone else was looking for "a Rubik's cube to cure depression."

To the person seeking a cure for depression: talk to the fella looking for "Uma Thurman in Nova Scotia," or the one searching for "Yulia Tymoshenko legs," or the one asking for "an explanation of first love." 

Perhaps the most tortured soul is the one who asks, "Who is that lady in the Ricola commercial?"